Tour of the Scotland Highlands

The Haggis tour guides in front of our sexy yellow bus:


Yeah, it doesn't get much more picturesque than this:


A clansman demonstrates medieval weapons:


A monument to William Wallace (aka Mel Gibson), Scotland's 13th-century patriot who led a resistance movement to the English:



The Harry Coo, who I actually fed and got attacked with its large tongue. By the way this sexy animal's horns is where viagra is made (thus the term "horny"):


My American travel companions (all living in different countries!), stopping for a group photo on the shores of Loch Ness:


This image made me high on the Highlands:


Eilean Donan, a real live castle where people live:


Glencoe, the site of the Massacre of Glenco, during which members of the MacDonald clan were slaughtered by people who accepted their hospitality.


I had to pull a "the hills are alive with the sound of music!" somewhere: